It is that time again! Time for a Not Me Monday! This week has a couple of good ones. Check out McKMama by clicking her Not Me Monday button above. Enjoy!
I did not attempt my first day of potty training with my 2 year old on Saturday. He did not do well until we went to Target for lunch.
I did not ignore the puddle that he did not make at Target so that I could get him to the car to get the clean clothes that I did not prepare ahead of time because I knew that he would not have an accident.
I did not then have to change him again because this time he pooped.
I did not have to clean up everything from the bottom down because he had underwear on after his first accident.
He did not have it on his feet and then get it on the floor in the Target restroom. I did not have to clean the floor in the restroom to get the poop up.
He did not wiggle on the changing table and try to put his dirty feet on my shirt while I was trying to clean him up.
I did not just give up for the day and put a diaper on him.
My mom and I did not throw out the underwear so that we would not have to deal with cleaning it.
The little stinker then did not go all night with out wetting his diaper.
I did not put the same diaper back on him since it wasn't wet, after he used the potty.
While using the potty, he did not wet all over my skirt. I did not have to change my entire outfit for church.
I did not tell my daughter that she didn't have to go to Action Kids.
I did not ask the Sparks teacher to let her out of game time because my child was distressed by having to play organized games instead of free play that she had as a Cubbie. It is not so distressful to her that she cries because of it.
She did not come home a happier kid because she got a green jewel and did not have to participate in the games.
I did not go out and buy accessories to some of the toys that my kids got for Christmas. I mean who has the money to do that, and why would you since they just got so much for Christmas. I did not buy a guitar stand for McKenzie and a Ukulele for McKaleb so that he would not tear up her guitar.
I did not just use MS Word to spell check ukulele before I posted such a strange word on my blog.
McKaleb did not put change in McKenzie's guitar after I bought him the ukulele. I did not waste my time trying to protect her toy by buying him one of his own to destroy.
And that is just the highlights my friend. I hope you are having a great week. School started back for McKenzie today, so we had to transition back to our normal routine. If you are in this situation, I hope your morning went as smoothly as mine. Thanks Kenzie, you were great today!